Funny Story

Whenever I go visit family I usually come back with hilarious stories to share. Here is the one that took the prize this holiday. It comes from my Aunt Diane. She heard this story from a friend of hers and says it's a true story.
A woman was walking into Applebee's to meet a friend for lunch. On her way in she noticed a dead cat in the middle of the parking lot. This woman was an animal lover and decided this cat needed to be disposed of properly. She got a paper bag out of her car and put the dead cat in the bag and set it on top of her car (she didn't want it stinking up her car while she was eating lunch). The lady met her friend inside and while they were eating they could see out the window at the parking lot. Another woman walked past the first lady's car, looked around to see if anyone was watching her, and snatched the bag off the car without looking inside it! The woman then walked into the restaurant. While waiting for a table she glanced into the bag for the first time. The shook of seeing the dead cat in the bag caused her to whip her head back and she hit the beam behind her....knocking her out cold! The other woman and her friend in the meantime are watching this all unfold in disbelief. The paramedics come to take the woman to the hospital. They put the knocked out woman on the ambulance and gathered up her belongs including the paper bag! The two ladies eating lunch decided to stay out of the chaos but could not help but in vision how that woman would react when she woke up and found that she still had a dead cat in a bag!